This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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