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no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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