Me too!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize