im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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