all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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