So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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