my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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