Your mouth is God's brothel.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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