D3 body, D1 cock
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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