Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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