That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel great
I just peed on a car
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
