I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is the high leading the old right now
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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