No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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You bastard, assaulting the ground with your face! For shame!
That's why you wear a helmet and a mouthpiece.
Didn't your mommy tell you not to go outside without your helmet, Timmy? Now hurry up or you'll lose your window seat on the bus.
But the helmet makes it hard to lick the windows.