I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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