What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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