of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
your like the ambassador to my penis.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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