Dual....:-)
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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