yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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