we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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