Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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