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  • why would you even compare cancer to a hangover...even trying to make a stupid point like that? fail.

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Aug 25, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Uhh cancer=/= hungover

    Submitted by Superbpurpherb on Aug 25, 10 at 8:03pm
  • I wish thumbs down could mean not funny

    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 25, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Not that funny to someone who's survied cancer...but maybe I'll try it after remisson ends

    Submitted by yaddie654 on Aug 26, 10 at 2:32am
  • yooo it's a JOKE you uptight fucks! go take a hike in a lake, cunts.

    Submitted by OneHottMess on Aug 26, 10 at 7:58am
  • Man I don't know why all of you start with your technical shit. I thought this was pretty funny.

    Submitted by chronic79 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:26am
  • In-n-Out cures hangovers just as well, and it tastes 1000 times better. But then, you live in Pennsylvania. Fail.

    Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Aug 25, 10 at 8:40pm
  • ERROR REPORT/Correct procedure for cancer treatment___Step ONE: Inhale AAA grade Marijuana in form of joint commonly referred to as a "Gagger" or ideally in "blunt" format___Step TWO: Head to McDicks with same or higher level of enthusiasm compared to childhood (Caution: Do not forget extra Ketchup and McChicken sauce"

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 25, 10 at 8:32pm
  • The power of mcdonalds is outstanding,\nUse it on bug bites, sun burns, and acne as well

    Submitted by Dr_Phillips on Aug 26, 10 at 1:17am
  • To bad excessive mcdonalds can cause cancer you dumb fuck

    Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Aug 26, 10 at 1:15am
  • No one comes here for a come-down so save the stories ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 9:20am
  • good people, like my grandfather, have died of cancer while f*cks like you live... burn in hell

    Submitted by 121 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:33am
    • Wonderful people die to different things. You can't get mad everytime someone makes a joke about the subject that killed a wonderful person. Geez.

      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:26pm
  • That's because you just restored the sodium gradient in your kidney. That lets you pull back water,ending the hangover. Salty food is good for something!

    Submitted by iShotgun on Aug 25, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Right, like u haven't laughed at an inappropriate comment before. It's tfln, of course the comments aren't gonna be great for everyone. Hope ur ok, but shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 4:21am
  • This isn't funny. Fucktard.

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Aug 26, 10 at 9:55am
  • that's not even funny, that's so incredibly fucking arrogant.

    Submitted by nekked on Aug 26, 10 at 12:51am
  • Idiot.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:43am
  • Yea, I'm positive that this explains the reason (or reasons) why you should never be a doctor

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 25, 10 at 10:34pm
  • I'm actually a cancer survivor. Kemo makes you very sick and nauseous, not wanting to do anything but sleep and hope to be put.out of our misery. Until you have experienced such a dreadful disease please don't display such ignorance to the world. I never knew a person could lack the most common knowledge.i pity your parents.

    Submitted by LOVElustLIFE on Aug 26, 10 at 9:18am
  • When I read the first part, I actually thought the mcdonalds would be for for putting terminally I'll patients out of their misery... since mcdonalds kills everything

    Submitted by rocketbeast on Aug 26, 10 at 12:14am
    • It's not McDonalds that "kills everything". It's peoples' decisions to overeat unhealthy food that kills them. Learn to identify the real problem at hand instead of being an ignorant fool.

      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:27pm
  • This is offensive..

    Submitted by guckylynn on Aug 26, 10 at 12:51am
  • Eh cancer hangover what's the difference

    Submitted by letitbehomie on Aug 25, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Cures constipation too.

    Submitted by klangford on Aug 25, 10 at 10:22pm
  • As Neil Hamburger said, why do children always throw up before they die of cancer? Because they were eating at the Ronald McDonald House.

    Submitted by ihateyourfavmov on Aug 25, 10 at 8:20pm
  • A McDonald's breakfast is the best hangover cure that I have ever found!

    Submitted by SomethingFischy on Aug 26, 10 at 12:02pm
  • U still have the option of not looking at this site if u know it will offend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 9:22am
  • Gotta love how people get so pissed over this. I am a cancer survivor and I laughed my ass off over this.

    Submitted by darkmoon on Aug 3, 11 at 3:36am
  • Ok this site is supposed to be silly. Everyone on here is taking this comment a little too literal. Where is the rule book? And for the record mcdonalds is the best cure for a hangover. Sorry to all of you and ur loved ones with cancer too. That sucks.

    Submitted by grapestomper on Aug 26, 10 at 10:34am
  • And now he's the president of the USA. See? Mcdonalds works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 10 at 3:19am
  • Should have slipped slower.

    Submitted by sipping on Aug 26, 10 at 4:26pm
  • pork, pa

    Submitted by ayooo on Aug 28, 10 at 6:14pm
  • Thank u comment below, it's what we're all thinkin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Actually my dad got random cravings for mcdo nalds when he had cancer lol

    Submitted by boolou on Aug 27, 10 at 3:07am
  • Douche

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 26, 10 at 8:59am
  • Wow lovelustbitch...kemo? I call shenanigans seeing as it's chemotherapy not kemo. I'm pretty sure that woulda been written all over all the paperwork and stuff they gave you while u went through treatment. Lighten up it's tfln not super sappy pc bullshet.

    Submitted by effyewseekay on Aug 27, 10 at 8:19am
  • Not funny

    Submitted by jj89 on Aug 26, 10 at 1:35am
  • Yes it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 10:01am
  • If the goal is to put them out of their misery, great idea

    Submitted by stig on Aug 25, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Jeez people u don't have to take it so seriously have any of u cancer people ate mcdonalds during treatment? Ya I didn't think so

    Submitted by stargirl19980 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Big Fail. J* SS.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 25, 10 at 11:06pm
  • What are clitburgers?

    Submitted by lirr on Aug 29, 10 at 5:56am
  • Lol cancer ppl gettin pwned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 10 at 4:08pm