They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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why would you even compare cancer to a hangover...even trying to make a stupid point like that? fail.
Uhh cancer=/= hungover
I wish thumbs down could mean not funny
Not that funny to someone who's survied cancer...but maybe I'll try it after remisson ends
yooo it's a JOKE you uptight fucks! go take a hike in a lake, cunts.
Man I don't know why all of you start with your technical shit. I thought this was pretty funny.
In-n-Out cures hangovers just as well, and it tastes 1000 times better. But then, you live in Pennsylvania. Fail.
ERROR REPORT/Correct procedure for cancer treatment___Step ONE: Inhale AAA grade Marijuana in form of joint commonly referred to as a "Gagger" or ideally in "blunt" format___Step TWO: Head to McDicks with same or higher level of enthusiasm compared to childhood (Caution: Do not forget extra Ketchup and McChicken sauce"
To bad excessive mcdonalds can cause cancer you dumb fuck
What the fuck doesn't cause cancer nowadays?
No one comes here for a come-down so save the stories ok?
The power of mcdonalds is outstanding,\nUse it on bug bites, sun burns, and acne as well
that's not even funny, that's so incredibly fucking arrogant.
Arrogant or ignorant? lol
good people, like my grandfather, have died of cancer while f*cks like you live... burn in hell
Wonderful people die to different things. You can't get mad everytime someone makes a joke about the subject that killed a wonderful person. Geez.
That's because you just restored the sodium gradient in your kidney. That lets you pull back water,ending the hangover. Salty food is good for something!
Right, like u haven't laughed at an inappropriate comment before. It's tfln, of course the comments aren't gonna be great for everyone. Hope ur ok, but shut up
Yea, I'm positive that this explains the reason (or reasons) why you should never be a doctor
I'm actually a cancer survivor. Kemo makes you very sick and nauseous, not wanting to do anything but sleep and hope to be put.out of our misery. Until you have experienced such a dreadful disease please don't display such ignorance to the world. I never knew a person could lack the most common knowledge.i pity your parents.
When I read the first part, I actually thought the mcdonalds would be for for putting terminally I'll patients out of their misery... since mcdonalds kills everything
It's not McDonalds that "kills everything". It's peoples' decisions to overeat unhealthy food that kills them. Learn to identify the real problem at hand instead of being an ignorant fool.
This isn't funny. Fucktard.
Cures constipation too.
This is offensive..
Eh cancer hangover what's the difference
A McDonald's breakfast is the best hangover cure that I have ever found!
U still have the option of not looking at this site if u know it will offend.
As Neil Hamburger said, why do children always throw up before they die of cancer? Because they were eating at the Ronald McDonald House.
Gotta love how people get so pissed over this. I am a cancer survivor and I laughed my ass off over this.
Ok this site is supposed to be silly. Everyone on here is taking this comment a little too literal. Where is the rule book? And for the record mcdonalds is the best cure for a hangover. Sorry to all of you and ur loved ones with cancer too. That sucks.
Actually my dad got random cravings for mcdo nalds when he had cancer lol
Thank u comment below, it's what we're all thinkin
Should have slipped slower.
Wow lovelustbitch...kemo? I call shenanigans seeing as it's chemotherapy not kemo. I'm pretty sure that woulda been written all over all the paperwork and stuff they gave you while u went through treatment. Lighten up it's tfln not super sappy pc bullshet.
Jeez people u don't have to take it so seriously have any of u cancer people ate mcdonalds during treatment? Ya I didn't think so
And now he's the president of the USA. See? Mcdonalds works.
Yes it is
If the goal is to put them out of their misery, great idea
Big Fail. J* SS.
What are clitburgers?
Lol cancer ppl gettin pwned