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  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Aug 25, 10 at 9:20pm

    why would you even compare cancer to a hangover...even trying to make a stupid point like that? fail.

  • Submitted by Superbpurpherb on Aug 25, 10 at 8:03pm

    Uhh cancer=/= hungover

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    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 25, 10 at 11:25pm

    I wish thumbs down could mean not funny

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    Submitted by yaddie654 on Aug 26, 10 at 2:32am

    Not that funny to someone who's survied cancer...but maybe I'll try it after remisson ends

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    Submitted by OneHottMess on Aug 26, 10 at 7:58am

    yooo it's a JOKE you uptight fucks! go take a hike in a lake, cunts.

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    Submitted by chronic79 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:26am

    Man I don't know why all of you start with your technical shit. I thought this was pretty funny.

  • Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Aug 25, 10 at 8:40pm

    In-n-Out cures hangovers just as well, and it tastes 1000 times better. But then, you live in Pennsylvania. Fail.

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    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 25, 10 at 8:32pm

    ERROR REPORT/Correct procedure for cancer treatment___Step ONE: Inhale AAA grade Marijuana in form of joint commonly referred to as a "Gagger" or ideally in "blunt" format___Step TWO: Head to McDicks with same or higher level of enthusiasm compared to childhood (Caution: Do not forget extra Ketchup and McChicken sauce"

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    Submitted by Dr_Phillips on Aug 26, 10 at 1:17am

    The power of mcdonalds is outstanding,\nUse it on bug bites, sun burns, and acne as well

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    Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Aug 26, 10 at 1:15am

    To bad excessive mcdonalds can cause cancer you dumb fuck

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      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:25pm

      What the fuck doesn't cause cancer nowadays?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 9:20am

    No one comes here for a come-down so save the stories ok?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 4:21am

    Right, like u haven't laughed at an inappropriate comment before. It's tfln, of course the comments aren't gonna be great for everyone. Hope ur ok, but shut up

  • Submitted by 121 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:33am

    good people, like my grandfather, have died of cancer while f*cks like you live... burn in hell

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      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:26pm

      Wonderful people die to different things. You can't get mad everytime someone makes a joke about the subject that killed a wonderful person. Geez.

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    Submitted by iShotgun on Aug 25, 10 at 10:35pm

    That's because you just restored the sodium gradient in your kidney. That lets you pull back water,ending the hangover. Salty food is good for something!

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    Submitted by nekked on Aug 26, 10 at 12:51am

    that's not even funny, that's so incredibly fucking arrogant.

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      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:23pm

      Arrogant or ignorant? lol

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 25, 10 at 10:34pm

    Yea, I'm positive that this explains the reason (or reasons) why you should never be a doctor

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    Submitted by LOVElustLIFE on Aug 26, 10 at 9:18am

    I'm actually a cancer survivor. Kemo makes you very sick and nauseous, not wanting to do anything but sleep and hope to be put.out of our misery. Until you have experienced such a dreadful disease please don't display such ignorance to the world. I never knew a person could lack the most common knowledge.i pity your parents.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:43am


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    Submitted by klangford on Aug 25, 10 at 10:22pm

    Cures constipation too.

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    Submitted by rocketbeast on Aug 26, 10 at 12:14am

    When I read the first part, I actually thought the mcdonalds would be for for putting terminally I'll patients out of their misery... since mcdonalds kills everything

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      Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 10:27pm

      It's not McDonalds that "kills everything". It's peoples' decisions to overeat unhealthy food that kills them. Learn to identify the real problem at hand instead of being an ignorant fool.

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    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Aug 26, 10 at 9:55am

    This isn't funny. Fucktard.

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    Submitted by guckylynn on Aug 26, 10 at 12:51am

    This is offensive..

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 9:22am

    U still have the option of not looking at this site if u know it will offend.

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    Submitted by letitbehomie on Aug 25, 10 at 10:47pm

    Eh cancer hangover what's the difference

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    Submitted by SomethingFischy on Aug 26, 10 at 12:02pm

    A McDonald's breakfast is the best hangover cure that I have ever found!

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    Submitted by ihateyourfavmov on Aug 25, 10 at 8:20pm

    As Neil Hamburger said, why do children always throw up before they die of cancer? Because they were eating at the Ronald McDonald House.

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    Submitted by grapestomper on Aug 26, 10 at 10:34am

    Ok this site is supposed to be silly. Everyone on here is taking this comment a little too literal. Where is the rule book? And for the record mcdonalds is the best cure for a hangover. Sorry to all of you and ur loved ones with cancer too. That sucks.

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    Submitted by boolou on Aug 27, 10 at 3:07am

    Actually my dad got random cravings for mcdo nalds when he had cancer lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 10 at 4:08pm

    Thank u comment below, it's what we're all thinkin

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    Submitted by sipping on Aug 26, 10 at 4:26pm

    Should have slipped slower.

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    Submitted by effyewseekay on Aug 27, 10 at 8:19am

    Wow lovelustbitch...kemo? I call shenanigans seeing as it's chemotherapy not kemo. I'm pretty sure that woulda been written all over all the paperwork and stuff they gave you while u went through treatment. Lighten up it's tfln not super sappy pc bullshet.

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    Submitted by jj89 on Aug 26, 10 at 1:35am

    Not funny

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    Submitted by stargirl19980 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:25pm

    Jeez people u don't have to take it so seriously have any of u cancer people ate mcdonalds during treatment? Ya I didn't think so

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 10 at 3:19am

    And now he's the president of the USA. See? Mcdonalds works.

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    Submitted by ayooo on Aug 28, 10 at 6:14pm

    pork, pa

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    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 26, 10 at 8:59am


  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 10:01am

    Yes it is

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    Submitted by stig on Aug 25, 10 at 8:51pm

    If the goal is to put them out of their misery, great idea

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    Submitted by darkmoon on Aug 3, 11 at 3:36am

    Gotta love how people get so pissed over this. I am a cancer survivor and I laughed my ass off over this.

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 25, 10 at 11:06pm

    Big Fail. J* SS.

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    Submitted by lirr on Aug 29, 10 at 5:56am

    What are clitburgers?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 10 at 4:08pm

    Lol cancer ppl gettin pwned