DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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