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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 8, 12 at 2:16pm

    If you're going to order a half-dozen mojitos you might wanna tip better.

  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Sep 9, 12 at 3:11am

    Because he was just bragging about how he painted your face the night before.