similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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