So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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