haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
her facebook's as public as her vagina
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
All I want is dick and wine.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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