so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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