he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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