i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Did I show you my penis last night?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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