White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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