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• (210): View more from Texas

  You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers

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