I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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