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  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 21, 11 at 2:27pm

    Depends on how long you feed and water them.

  • Submitted by amgates on Jan 21, 11 at 5:12pm

    what kind of 'rug' are we talking about here ;)

  • Submitted by xxledisqoxx on Jan 21, 11 at 5:43pm

    Semen won't live more than a few minutes without the proper conditions or moisture content in the air/container. Safe to say that if you jerk off on the rug and then your sister sits on it, you won't be creating retard babies.

    • Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 22, 11 at 3:55am

      sperm can live up to 9 hours in room temperature.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 21, 11 at 6:13pm

    Are you the room-mate that was sucking beer from the rug yesterday.

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    Submitted by Tleprechaun on Jan 22, 11 at 7:49pm

    Time to break out the plan-b

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 23, 11 at 4:02am

    Well make sure no female sorts come over to your apartment and have sex with your rug in the next few hours.. Dodged a bullet there! PHEW!

  • Submitted by pteradactol on Jan 21, 11 at 3:54pm

    3 days roughly

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    Submitted by cheerit10 on Jan 24, 11 at 10:35pm


  • Submitted by andthelion on Jan 22, 11 at 3:10am

    quick answer: wash the rug or throw it out.

  • Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 22, 11 at 10:59am

    Gotta love Iowa!

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 21, 11 at 4:58pm

    Well, this can't be good.

  • Submitted by SALIA on Jan 22, 11 at 5:21am

    Amgates, genius comment!

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    Submitted by fuzzpunch on Jan 22, 11 at 3:57am

    It's not like you sat down naked on it right haha?... right?

  • Submitted by hooty88 on Jan 21, 11 at 5:28pm

    3 days.....?

  • Submitted by dimdig23 on Jan 21, 11 at 2:28pm

    23 hours, Dont masturbate on the rug if your a girl