The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I'm sorry, but are you bragging that you're NOT grown up, but know you should be?
I'd like to think they're snorting the actual script and not the drugs themselves. But that's just me
oh trust fund babies do you ever learn
I know it's beside the point, but I love me some percs.
You could have stopped at "snorting your fathers Percocet".
if you have an old insurance card, you already grew up. now you're just on your way to rock bottom.
You left out alone
Maybe not grow up, but at least go get some health insurance.
Percocet? What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit.
Try throwing a rave at your parents house, the cops bust the place and your folks fly home early to deal with you.
That's sounds familiar.. Oh yeah, every high school movie ever
Sounds like somebody got stuck in retarded youthland.