Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
No I am not eating basil off your cock
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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