found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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