When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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