fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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