Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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