Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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