Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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