You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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