Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I haven't been this sober since birth.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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