Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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