escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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