It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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