At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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