Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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