what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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