i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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