I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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