all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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