Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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