Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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