Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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The puking can't be that bad if you're doing it "right now" and can still text.
FFS suck it up, and walk that shit off! Lightweight!
What about sneezing, shitting and vomiting all at once?
What about kidney stones?
I am bulimic and allergic to vomit, and this text shocks and offends me!