I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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