Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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