I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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