Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I won the penis lottery.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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